DON'T BE A PIECE OF SHIT

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
11/04/2016 at 14:08 • Filed to: None

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Just found out my cousin was hit head on by a complete waste of skin and bone. He was drunk and/or high. Shes ok, but her car is not. The guy just had his licence reinstated from prior acts as a green slime oozing grundle. Don’t drink and drive.... one would think this is a given at this point but its not. All this took place on her work break.

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DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > OPPOsaurus WRX
11/04/2016 at 14:11

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“But brah, I totally drive better when I’m drunk!”

^^Person who needs to be launched into the sun.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > PS9
11/04/2016 at 14:15

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Oh, c’mon, it works in darts, why can’t it work when I drive?


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > PS9
11/04/2016 at 14:19

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agreed, this guy sounds like a prime candidate for your idea.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
11/04/2016 at 14:22

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What are you doing with your Darts if not driving them? Why do you have more than one dart!?


Kinja'd!!! jimz > PS9
11/04/2016 at 14:22

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nah, the sun would end him too quickly. doused with honey and thrown on a hill of fire ants would be more effective.


Kinja'd!!! vicali > OPPOsaurus WRX
11/04/2016 at 14:23

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A good friend of mine lost his little sister Clare because a drunk kid flipped a U turn on the highway in front of them, after the crash this guy got out of his truck and ran off.. in the middle of nowhere after wiping out a young couple this guy tries to flee on foot. The RCMP caught him, but that was 2013 so I’m sure he’s out by now.

Doesn’t make sense.

Don’t drink and drive.


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > vicali
11/04/2016 at 14:26

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that sux. i’m hoping he got more than 3 yrs for killing someone


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > PS9
11/04/2016 at 14:28

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If I could throw that kind of Dart I would definitely get hammered and go throw them.


Kinja'd!!! vicali > OPPOsaurus WRX
11/04/2016 at 14:44

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You are more optimistic than me.
http://www.edmontonsun.com/2013/07/04/manitoba-man-charged-with-impaired-driving-causing-death-in-head-on-crash-that-killed-young-edmonton-woman

http://edmonton.ctvnews.ca/family-coworkers-of-victim-of-fatal-crash-remember-special-young-woman-1.1354297


Kinja'd!!! Berang > OPPOsaurus WRX
11/04/2016 at 15:08

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Last weekend a friend was dropping me off after a night out. At the intersection near my house, a van was stopped in the middle lane. Not going anywhere, partly over the line into the turn lane. When my friend left, he saw the same van still there stopped in the lane. He thought maybe the guy had a heart attack or something so called an ambulance. Turned out the guy was drunk, passed out in the driver’s seat at the light. . Talk about a dumb fucking way to get a DWI. Even stupider, there is a gas station right across the intersection where they could have pulled over and slept.


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > Berang
11/04/2016 at 15:58

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thats pretty dumb. A kid in college went to the bathroom before going to a Redsox game. He came back mid game. We thought he had gotten kicked out or something but in reality he passed out on the shitter.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > OPPOsaurus WRX
11/04/2016 at 17:12

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I’d like to see all these oxygen thieves charged with attempted manslaught or kneecapped (actually, both).

If they want to drink fine, if they want to drive fine, both is not an option.

People suck.


Kinja'd!!! NJAnon > OPPOsaurus WRX
11/04/2016 at 21:07

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The only time a degree of “drunkenness” is accepted IMO is the apparent connection to being drunk and the martial art Baji-quan. If you aren’t sporting a black belt around your waist for that martial art, then drink kool-aid or orange juice please.